I'm sure you have all heard some stinkers in your time so please share..
Here are a few of mine
Whats white and cant climb trees? A fridge.
What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up? Gee-I'm-a-tree!!
What do you call a fly with no wings?...... A Walk...
Why did the mexican throw his wife down a hill? Tequila
Whats Red and Invisible??? No Tomatoes
What do you call a fish with no eye's? A. fsh
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Giraffe
If you were really cold what animal would you want to be? A little otter!
What do you call 2 rows of cabbages? A dual cabbage way!
what's red a sits in the corner?. A naughty strawberry
What's green, has 6 legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A snooker table!
I thought I saw an invisible red tomato once.
But no, it was just a pigment of my imagination.
A once had a friend who just used to watch TV and movies all day, every day. But then one day he sat down and watched Wonder Woman, Supergirl, X-Men featuring Halle Berry and Famke Janssen and it all become too much for him and he had a heart-attack and died. The doctors blamed it on a heroine overdose.
Did you know that Dame Vera Lynn got the idea for her most famous song from when she was a child and lived on a cow farm. One year the winter was particularly bad so they had to kill all the young calves in order to eat. One day young Vera asked her mother what was for dinner that evening.
"Veal meat again" she was reported to have replied.
I thought I saw an invisible red tomato once.
But no, it was just a pigment of my imagination.
A once had a friend who just used to watch TV and movies all day, every day. But then one day he sat down and watched Wonder Woman, Supergirl, X-Men featuring Halle Berry and Famke Janssen and it all become too much for him and he had a heart-attack and died. The doctors blamed it on a heroine overdose.
Did you know that Dame Vera Lynn got the idea for her most famous song from when she was a child and lived on a cow farm. One year the winter was particularly bad so they had to kill all the young calves in order to eat. One day young Vera asked her mother what was for dinner that evening.
"Veal meat again" she was reported to have replied.
Here are a few of mine
Whats white and cant climb trees? A fridge.
What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up? Gee-I'm-a-tree!!
What do you call a fly with no wings?...... A Walk...
Why did the mexican throw his wife down a hill? Tequila
Whats Red and Invisible??? No Tomatoes
What do you call a fish with no eye's? A. fsh
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Giraffe
If you were really cold what animal would you want to be? A little otter!
What do you call 2 rows of cabbages? A dual cabbage way!
what's red a sits in the corner?. A naughty strawberry
What's green, has 6 legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A snooker table!
I thought I saw an invisible red tomato once.
But no, it was just a pigment of my imagination.
A once had a friend who just used to watch TV and movies all day, every day. But then one day he sat down and watched Wonder Woman, Supergirl, X-Men featuring Halle Berry and Famke Janssen and it all become too much for him and he had a heart-attack and died. The doctors blamed it on a heroine overdose.
Did you know that Dame Vera Lynn got the idea for her most famous song from when she was a child and lived on a cow farm. One year the winter was particularly bad so they had to kill all the young calves in order to eat. One day young Vera asked her mother what was for dinner that evening.
"Veal meat again" she was reported to have replied.
I thought I saw an invisible red tomato once.
But no, it was just a pigment of my imagination.
A once had a friend who just used to watch TV and movies all day, every day. But then one day he sat down and watched Wonder Woman, Supergirl, X-Men featuring Halle Berry and Famke Janssen and it all become too much for him and he had a heart-attack and died. The doctors blamed it on a heroine overdose.
Did you know that Dame Vera Lynn got the idea for her most famous song from when she was a child and lived on a cow farm. One year the winter was particularly bad so they had to kill all the young calves in order to eat. One day young Vera asked her mother what was for dinner that evening.
"Veal meat again" she was reported to have replied.
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